There aren’t a lot a reasons you would want<\/p>\n
to read my blog. Except for you mom. Hi.<\/p>\n
Yeah. That was iambic pentameter. I bet you didn’t even notice. That’s just how I do. Also, I have been practicing wearing a suit since early 2007. I am getting pretty good at it. I had to move to New York to do it, since doing it in Philly made me look like a doorman. Thankfully, there is no shortage of companies who will pay me to wear a suit up here. Bonus: now I can use hyphenated words like “scope-creep” in a sentence and only feel like a jerk for moments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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